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DNC Dud Jokes of the Week (for the Golfers!)
What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.
After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th. He looked at his caddie and said, “I’ve played so badly all day, I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.” The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, “I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long.”
What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
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