New Alexander Technique Workshops Coming Up
Two new workshops are coming up at DNC soon!
Foot Workshop. This is a Practical workshop examining alternative methods for alleviating foot disfunctions including flat arches, plantar fasciitis and bunions. Using the Alexander technique and yoga, participants will learn how to adjust the whole-body balance and coordination to walk easily and to heal their feet.
Date: Sunday 14 April
Time: 10.00am to 1.00pm.
Cost: $80.00 or $140.00 for both workshops.
Venue: Daylesford Neighbourhood Centre, 13 Camp St., Daylesford.
Smart Yoga Workshop. This practical workshop will cover the application of the Alexander technique to yoga practice, demonstrating how to coordinate and use the yoga poses in a way which maximally increases your strength and flexibility.
Date: Sunday 14 April
Time: 2.00pm to 5.00pm.
Cost: $80.00 or $140.00 for both workshops.
Venue: Daylesford Neighbourhood Centre, 13 Camp St., Daylesford.
Call 0403 808 013 or email to info@alexanderschool.edu.au to book your place in either or both workshops. Check out the website at www.alexanderschool.edu.au/daylesford
DNC AGM – Notice of Meeting
You are invited to attend our Annual General Meeting, scheduled for Mon 29th April at 6pm.
Official notices have been forwarded to members via email earlier this month. Nominations for our Committee of Management are welcomed and encouraged. If you would like to attend, or to know more about becoming a committee member, please speak to our Manager on 5348 3569.
We’d love to welcome you aboard!
(There will be snacks!)
DNC Joke of the Week
A naturopathic doctor opens up a wellness clinic. He puts a sign outside that says ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100.’
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh! This is kerosene.”
Doctor: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene! You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”
Doctor: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”
Doctor: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100!!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.”
[If you’ve got a better joke, (and doesn’t everyone??) send it to admin@dncentre.org.au and we’ll publish it. (Remember, this is a family publication! ?). We’ll even include your name if you wish – or you can protect your anonymity!]
