Our erstwhile contributor from the weekly DNC Joke-of-the-Week has unlocked his vault of hilarious rib-ticklers and compiled a list of his favourite Dad Jokes in honour of Father’s Day this Sunday.
Happy Father’s Day to all of our non-gestational parents!
Why did the Ram run off the cliff? It didn’t see the ewe turn.
What happens when you take a watch on a plane? Time flies!
Our family could never get tyred of Dad jokes. He says they’re wheelie good
How long is a piece of string? Twice as long as half of it!
My wife was sick of my lack of direction. We always fought about it. So I packed up my bags and right.
What do you get when you make humorous soup? Laughing stock
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure ones a match.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
The batteries are flat. No, they’re round.
Boom, Boom! We could be here all night, folks!
Happy Father’s Day to all.
Which is your favourite? Votes (and complaints) should be sent to admin@dncentre.org.au. Don’t email the editor!
