Did you know that the DNC offers all these services?
Aside from our courses and workshops that we offer each term, DNC also offers the following services to our community:
Meeting rooms, venue hire and co-working spaces- Video Conferencing facilities
- Adult Community and Further Education (ACFE) courses
- Events, classes, activities
- Volleyball and Basketball court hire
- School holiday activities
- Photocopying, Scanning, Printing, Laminating services
- Public Hub with free internet and computer access
- Confidential document shredding service
- Job agency and employment services
- Projector hire
- Book swap library
- Free legal advice by appointment.
If you have something in particular you would like to see at the DNC, call us on 5348 3569 to discuss your ideas.
DNC Joke of the Week
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said “I want the men to make two lines: One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.
“I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and, in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”
God turned to the one man “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”
