I Hear the Sound of Distant Drums!

Once again DNC offers drumming classes every Wednesday from 6.30-7.30pm. The focus of the class is to enjoy playing the drums together while learning drumming techniques.  As a new participant, you can now enjoy your FIRST CLASS FOR FREE. (Only the first class of each block and subject to the availability of drums).

Where:  DNC – 13 Camp St. Daylesford
When:  Wednesdays 6.30-7.30pm
Bookings are essential. Contact Gianni Boragine  0474 348 139

An Old Favourite

Eight Silken Movements is an easy-to-follow movement class based on elements of Chi Gong and Tai Chi, promoting balance, coordination, flexibility and inner calm and beneficial for all age groups.

Time: Mondays 10.30am.
Cost:  $20 per session.
Contact:  Gudrun Markowsky  0490 053 521.  Gudrun is a long-term tutor here at the DNC, teaching Tai Chi and Chi Gong for several years.

DNC Joke of the Week

Continuing our golf theme from last week:

Jesus and Rory McIlroy are playing golf. It’s Rory’s turn to tee off, and he does so on a long par five.  It’s a great drive straight up the fairway, and he’s about a seven iron off the green.  “Not bad,” Jesus says.  Jesus then steps up to tee off, and also hits a great shot, but it’s not anywhere near as close as McIlroy’s first shot.

Just as the ball comes to a stop, a rabbit pops out of its hole, grabs Jesus’ ball in its mouth and starts to run up the fairway.  Before it can get even 20 yards, an eagle swoops down out of the heavens and grabs the rabbit in its mouth and flies off towards the green. Just as the ball, eagle, and rabbit get above the hole, a lightning bolt strikes out of a cloudless sky and vaporises the eagle and the rabbit.  The ball drops straight down into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus looks up and says, “Dad! Please! I’d rather do it myself.”