Community Afternoon Tea

Tuesday 21 May is International Afternoon Tea Day.  So we say, “Why not celebrate by having a community afternoon tea at DNC?”

See below for details of our upcoming community afternoon tea on May 21 from 2:00pm to 3:30pm.   This is a free event being held at DNC in the Paddock Room.   If you would like to attend, please call the office on 5348 3569 and let us know. And mark your calendars today!

We hope you can make it along.  Bring a friend for a cuppa before winter forces us into hibernation!

 

 

Annual General Meeting

 Our AGM is on Monday 29th April at 6.00pm at DNC.  Members and the community are welcome to attend.  Meeting notices have been emailed out.  If you would like to find out more about our organisation and how it works, why not come along on the night and meet the people behind the scenes?

You will hear about the DNC Committee of Management responsibilities.  You can join the Committee of Management or one of our four subcommittees working to contribute to our strategic plan.  The time commitment is negotiable, and you will:

  • Contribute to the oversight and management of the Association according to its Rules of Incorporation.
  • Support the vision, purpose and values of the organisation and ensure these are reflected in governance and management.
  • Meet regularly to monitor performance in the best interests of DNC and protect its assets.
  • Participate in one of our four strategic subcommittees.

For information call 5348 3569.

Volunteers

DNC is on the lookout for Volunteers and Tutors!  If you have a special skill that you would like to share or teach, we’d love to talk to you.  If you would like to know more, call in for a chat one day or call 5348 3569!

DNC Joke of the Week

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears.

“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.” Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.

Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!” Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.

The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs. “I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”

[If you’ve got a better joke, (and doesn’t everyone??) send it to  admin@dncentre.org.au  and we’ll publish it. (Remember, this is a family publication! ?).  We’ll even include your name if you wish – or you can protect your anonymity!]